Saturday, March 22, 2008

Hi :D

Helloooo my dear blogspot...
Happy Easter! :D
.....what?
yes.. I know dear...
I'm sorry I've been neglecting you..
I know you don't like hearing all the excuses I have to offer you.. but.. right now.. that's all I have..
My firefox always freezes when I log in on you and........
...ok.. I won't list the excuses.. fine..
..but you do know that I have alot of places on the web to attend to, right?
..well there is YouTube.. which... ok, yeah.. I haven't been posting alot of videos lately.. but.. I'm only one person..!
.....no I don't know why I got a second account there.... yes, that would make that 3 accounts.. but I never sign in on the old one.. or.. pretty much never...
besides.. YouTube.. is a love/hate kinda thing for me now...
..no I don't wanna go into details..

Then I have 3 Myspaces....
yeah, ok.. one of them is pretty much dead.. but SisterDisko and my old one are still around..
In fact, I just put my birthday video on my profile.. where alot of my "real life people" (whatever that means) can easily discover my very public private e-life...
By the way.. have you seen that video?.. oh, it's fantabulous!!.. go check it out right now!!...
..oh... or I could just put it here.. that's fine too.. ^,^



Then there is my last.fm profile...
yes, only one of those...
well.. more than one would just be kinda... stupid.. and seriously schizophrenic...
..hahahaha.. yeah.. just like my taste in music lately :) schizophrenic
..you've noticed huh? ;)
OH.. there is a widget here.. right.. of course you know about my activities, dear blogspot.. that just goes to show you that you really DO matter to me...

Then.. uhm.. I'm sorry to tell you... my dear blogspot... but.. I have had 2 other blogs before you.. and one joined blog, but i swear I haven't touched them since I met you!
..well.. I did once.. but just to tell them that I'm with you now!

..what do you mean "I have a problem"?
..so what if I have alot of accounts, I haven't even mentioned my Stickam!..
uhm.. ok, yeah, that's not helping my case, but I....
....
...what?!!
who told you that I joined LiveVideo?!
..what do you mean protecting your sources, I demand to know who is behi....
...yeah, well.. I don't think I'll put videos there anyways..
..because the site keeps linking me to my country.. and I don't wanna go with their flow..
..yeah.. I know.. I can be a stubborn rebel.. whatever..

Then I suppose you know about revver then too..
..OH.. you didn't?... oh, well.. yeah..
..I signed up there too..
..yeah.. I don't know why..
..maybe you're right.. maybe I do have a problem..

..uhm.. also.. since I'm confessing and stuff....
...I should tell you that ..I just signed up for twitter a moment ago.. o_O
..why?
..uhm.. I don't know..
..I guess so I can tell the internet all about what I'm doing at all times, whenever I feel like it...
..yeah, I don't think anyone will listen either...
..but who cares!..
...oh, you don't have to tell me that I'm fickle dear blogspot....
..remember my first blog here?
..titled "fickle as fuck"?
..yeah, well.. you're not telling me anything new, just let me enjoy the new things while they are still new.. I don't know If it'll all be around in 3 months time...
..well, we're just gonna have to see, won't we...

..what??
..EW no!!
..I'm not joining facebook!
..how could you even suggest such a thing?!
..ok wow, you have just gone too far now! ..I don't wanna keep having to explain myself to you!.. you are not the boss of me...
..yeah, you know what? I don't want any more of your drama right now..

..don't wait up.. I'm staying on the couch..

4 comments:

JX said...

Firefox still acting up?
Have you updated it and all the add-ons and stuff?
Very strange...

Huge Twitter mania taking over the "world"...


Happy Easter!
or something...

Ben Robot said...

i challenge you to a 'how many websites can you join?!' contest! GO!!! there's a limit, no facebook. EVER!

jp3d said...

Whoa what's with all the facebook hatin? Just cuz it has surpassed myspace in creepy stalker features...

Weird, everyone I know from university uses facebook and not myspace.

Mike said...

342 periods...my dear lord...that is an arse-load of ellipses...

Facebook is pretty much made of awesome, the applications are a god and a terrific distraction from life...

Somebody seems like they should just flip a coin to determine all life choices...good luck with that =D