Friday, December 26, 2008

Missage..

ben
9/27/08 10:21 PM
omggg hi!

9/27/08 10:21 PM
what did i start?!

Ally
9/27/08 10:21 PM
you started my downfall
9/27/08 10:21 PM
or.. marriage to XXXX
9/27/08 10:21 PM
or... casual sex at the most
9/27/08 10:22 PM
i don't know what I'm saying.
9/27/08 10:22 PM
Hi
9/27/08 10:22 PM
where is Jasmine?

ben
9/27/08 10:22 PM
HI!!!!!
9/27/08 10:22 PM
she went to chew gum
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ben
9/28/08 12:10 AM
what are you writing?!?

Ally
9/28/08 12:11 AM
femme fatale is on tv.... I don't know why.. but I think I've seen the beginning of that movie like.. 20 times... but i have no idea what happens after the whole... girl on girl makeout session in the bathroom.... or after that theater ending.... and that is what I was writing

ben
9/28/08 12:11 AM
she goes to mexico to catch a wild donkey

Ally
9/28/08 12:12 AM
is shia lebeof there?

ben
9/28/08 12:13 AM
inside the donkey

Ally
9/28/08 12:13 AM
oooh!
9/28/08 12:13 AM
I think I've seen it then.
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ben
9/22/08 9:11 PM
imagine babies were born out of your tits
9/22/08 9:11 PM
right out the nipple

Ally
9/22/08 9:11 PM
ouch ew omg hahaha

ben
9/22/08 9:11 PM
lol

Ally
9/22/08 9:11 PM
mental picture of doom

ben
9/22/08 9:12 PM
my nips got nippy thinking about it

Ally
9/22/08 9:12 PM
contractions

ben
9/22/08 9:12 PM
WOW
9/22/08 9:12 PM
imagine how loose they would be
9/22/08 9:12 PM
and leaky

Ally
9/22/08 9:13 PM
you could put your fist in there
9/22/08 9:13 PM
or a wallet

ben
9/22/08 9:13 PM
your keys
9/22/08 9:13 PM
your cell phone

Ally
9/22/08 9:13 PM
change

ben
9/22/08 9:13 PM
if you were in bed you could put your cup in there

Ally
9/22/08 9:14 PM
I'm picturing a human doggy bowl

ben
9/22/08 9:14 PM
*dies

4 comments:

jp3d said...

Thanks for sharing that I guess... although I think we're all scarred for life now. Seriously. "You don't need to show me. YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOW ME!"

J said...

hehe, nice, stories of gaping doggy bowl sized nipples are not heard often enough in my opinion

bravo

KamikazeeKennedy said...

hahaha. that was funny, Ally. :]

billilovesmargot said...

fepic.